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I decided to win in the cheeiest way possible, so I went for a victory that involves building no military units whatsoever. I built three wood cutters, a bunch of rocks, and a massive amount of towers.
Around turn 45, I realized it was probably overkill, and just smashed the end turn button until the game ended.
Attached is a screenshot.
EDIT: Bonus, since I have a save on the penultimate turn, I have an easy way to bump up my profile to unlock everything. Woo hacking!