The plasma starship joke was funny, sorry I didn't respond.
I see the point about names being really unique or really functional. However, I don't think that the roles that are being described so far really describe the functions that the ships have in-game. All that really matters is the basic classes at the moment, the other stuff is all specialized anyway and doesn't factor into squadrons. And lancer and sniper are really easy to remember (heh) once you encounter them.
Okay, so for the basics beyond that:
- Interceptor: I think we all agree this is great.
- Corvette/Frigate: This is kind of a heavy interceptor in some ways, but in other ways not. It is good at hitting midsize ships and thus more effective at taking out certain threats than regular interceptors. But at the same time, these can't swarm and "run interference" like interceptors do. Maybe Light Assault is really what these are, I don't know.
- Predator/Destroyer: I guess "bomber" would be a fit here, since it is specifically for hitting large targets hard. So maybe that is what this should be after all.
- Hammer/Cruiser: I guess these are Heavy Assault, really. They are big and they fire things that hurt, bad. If they get near your flagship too long, it gets dead fast. But swarms of frigates against these will take them down fast, because these just can't muster the rate of fire to deal with that. They need tactical support, which is fitting for heavies.
- Aegis/Battleship: Man I love calling these battleships, it's a real shame. I don't really know what better thing to call these, although they are not really battleship sized in a lot of ways. These aren't about shielding anything from anything else, particularly. Rather, they are these huge armored beasts that move really slow and fire these burst scatter shots that absolutely rip through crowds. You can see 10 interceptors go down in a go with these things. But their shots are readily absorbed by enemy flagship shields, so you need something like the heavy assault to finish things off. You can't just stack battleships out there (particularly because also the light assault and lancers will eat these alive if they are not supported). So what are these? They are Armored Crowd Dispersal Units, or something.
I'm open to a name that is Armored ____, where ___ describes their function as kind of an area-of-effect little-guy-killer.
So...
- Interceptor
- Light Assault
- Bomber
- Heavy Assault
- Armored ____?
Sigh. Okay, thoughts now?