Another opportunity for creative input: disease names!

[PokerChen]

Ok..

Disease Name	Style	IsAirborne	Severity
Caramelysis	Fungal	No	80
Fragile Ego Syndrome	Genetic	No	20
Schistocaputus	Parasitic (An axe-like organism, of course)	Yes	68
Camelid Hypertrophy	Bacterial	No	45
Broccolostomata	Bacterial	No	70
Cottonpuff Dandruff	Viral	Yes	1
Synthplastic Allergy	Toxin, Genetic	No	35
Supercalifragilogism	Parasite	No	15
Astley's Syndrome	Viral	YES	34
Tourettiquette Complex	Genetic	No	24
Maldigestive Disorder	Bacterial	No	31
Inverse Phagocytic Consumption	Bacterial	No	67

[Draco18s]

I can't help myself.

Disease Name		Style		Notes
The Misspelling Vyrus		Vyrus		Causes tecks to be Miss Spelled, often haulting the meaning.  Garden path bees wary.
The Maxim		Parasyte		It paired two well

I sincerely apologize. No I don't.

[Misery]

Okay, I'll bite:

"The Blorps"

....okay that's all I could think of, took a random sound and put "the" in front of it.  I aint good at creative names, really.  Fungal, as in actual literal tiny mushrooms growing on the skin.  Which probably smell awful.  They pop after awhile, smelling even worse and making a "blorp" sound. 

[crazyroosterman]

hairingnun - quatribles (pretty sure that's a real word I'm using there) the growth rate of all hair in the infected creatures body(for example if this infected a human in roughly a week or 2 they would look like a mop) not typically very dangerous if treated promptly if it is untreated then it can lead to suffocation. PS I know the name of it is stupid but I realy cant think of anything more clever the moment

[crazyroosterman]

the can I have a job please parasite causes infected subject to continually ask every single living it encounters  the question .can I have a job please?. continually regardless of bodily and mental needs in till the subject 1 dies or 2 is given a job when given a job the subject will obsesses over completing the job (again regardless of bodily or mental needs) in till said job is completed(if It is completable) which will then proceed with the subject reverting back to stage 1 of the parasitic infection while not dangerous in it self when left to its own devices with no job/jobs being given the subject will die seeing as how the subject is completely oblivious to all bodily needs.no effective countermeasure has been devised yet by our research teams though by giving the subject an impossible job or long lasting job(for example mining stone or serving as a bodyguard) while forcibly feeding/watering the subject its survival can be some what assured.