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Best description of the game ever. :P
« on: May 23, 2013, 02:48:47 pm »
Source article: http://www.vg247.com/2013/05/23/skyward-collapse-now-available-for-mac-and-pc/

When describing the game to the writer, another writer told him:

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it’s “sort of like playing chess against yourself, only you’re always a total bastard”. Awesome.

Hahahahahaha.
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 02:52:48 pm »
:) awesome.
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 02:55:29 pm »
Teehee :p

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 03:05:38 pm »
That is indeed a pretty win description. :)
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 03:11:57 pm »
If that doesn't bring in sales...I don't know what will  ;)

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 03:31:38 pm »
Funny and accurate!

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 03:42:04 pm »
Hehe. Thats a pretty great descriptipn.

I threw it in the thread of this on bay12, maybe it'll help a bit :)

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 03:51:12 pm »
I threw it in the thread of this on bay12, maybe it'll help a bit :)

Thank you very much!  I think their community and ours trade members a lot.  Or rather, introduce members to both communities, and lose members at neither.  We get a lot of traffic from them, and I'm always mentioning DF whenever I can, heh.
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 04:04:19 pm »
While on the topic of one line descriptions, "Have a plan to kill everyone you create".   >D

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 05:22:27 pm »
While on the topic of one line descriptions, "Have a plan to kill everyone you create".   >D
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2013, 03:15:22 am »
While on the topic of one line descriptions, "Have a plan to kill everyone you create".   >D
That's good advice!

Indeed it is, as there are some possible adverse consequences for not having such a plan.

For example, you might just accidentally play Yggdrasil while Labyrinth is still in effect out of carelessness:
http://i.imgur.com/JwBI46W.jpg
Aw ****, oh ****, what the **** have I done?!  :P

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2013, 07:42:18 am »
For example, you might just accidentally play Yggdrasil while Labyrinth is still in effect out of carelessness:
http://i.imgur.com/JwBI46W.jpg
Aw ****, oh ****, what the **** have I done?!  :P
It's the secret cow level!

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2013, 10:02:17 am »
Man, if D2 had these ranged-attack minotaurs, people wouldn't be running them , they'd be running, screaming and on fire....

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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2013, 10:17:29 am »
they'd be running, screaming and on fire....
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Re: Best description of the game ever. :P
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2013, 02:55:37 pm »
I wish I had interpreted that description properly since I'm useless at chess and most turn based games (only exception is some 4Xs) and I feel equally lost here. Most of the time I only do stuff because I feel like I have to do SOMETHING with my turns, I'm always tempted to say "it's fine the way it is, let it play out".