Moderator report that really made me laugh (Lancefighter). :D

[x4000]

"I imagine that our forum is actually just a sort of battlegrounds in a war between opposing kitch-en salesmen.."
- Lancefighter


Too true.   

[nas1m]

This is all kinds of awesome ...

[keith.lamothe]

AI War: Kitch-en Command

[x4000]

If there is some sort of SMF mod that would let us automatically flag any post for moderation that uses the word kitch-en, or prevent new users from posting links in their profile or in their posts until X posts in (like 5 or something), that would probably cut down on a lot of it.  But it's pretty nuts, yeah.

[Castruccio]

I think we're going to need a kitch-en salesman easter egg in TLF or AI War.

[x4000]

Maybe if a TLF game goes on for 30 hours, then a secret ultimate building automatically gets constructed on every planet, called Kitchen Salesman.  And they cause birth rates and ship production to skyrocket for every race, as well as every race's attitude toward every other race to plummet.  Game-ender!

[keith.lamothe]

I think it should be two different kinds of i am spam, randomly picking 1 for each race, and races with opposite i am spam are locked in the Eternal Kitch-en War until only one kind of kitch-en remains.

[x4000]

Ooh, that's even better. We'll have to start noting down kinds of kitch-en as spam comes through.

[Draco18s]

And this, people, is how silly games are born.

[Aklyon]

Ooh, that's even better. We'll have to start noting down kinds of kitch-en as spam comes through.

If they're useful for i am spam info, are they still spambots?

[keith.lamothe]

Ooh, that's even better. We'll have to start noting down kinds of i am spam as spam comes through.

If they're useful for kitchen info, are they still spambots?

Moral ambiguity!

[x4000]

Ooh, that's even better. We'll have to start noting down kinds of i am spam as spam comes through.

If they're useful for kitchen info, are they still spambots?

Moral ambiguity!

Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/810/

[Draco18s]

Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/810/

<can't wait />

[keith.lamothe]

Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/810/

<can't wait />

The next step is to ban all humans as generally unhelpful.

[Cyborg]

AI war has a kitch-en sink. It's called the GCS.