Moderator report that really made me laugh (Lancefighter). :D

[Draco18s]

But what if I want to buy a new kitchen?

[x4000]

Hahaha.  I just went back and added punctuation into a ton of the posts to retain the original hilarity.

[topper]

But what if I want to buy a new i am spam?

We don't say bad words like that around here anymore. Just wait till we have computer AI salesman come through.

Though, i suppose that is already a swear word on these forums. 

[x4000]

I also added a few other censorings, such as for hug and cuddly hug, since those tend to bother people and I figured that auto censoring those two things would lead to some big hilarity.

EDIT: Awesome, it worked.  It's the f-word and r-word.  People don't really use those anyway much, but if they do now then we're all in for a laugh instead of having to chide someone gently. 

[Draco18s]

You mean "hug" and "cuddly hug "?

[x4000]

Yeah, those. 

[Draco18s]

I can't help but giggle at that conversion.

[Lancefighter]

but but how can I discuss my new Lancefighter sneak spam set if all I am is spam

[topper]

but but how can I discuss my new Lancefighter sneak spam set if all I am is spam

nice 

[x4000]

but but how can I discuss my new Lancefighter sneak spam set if all I am is spam

nice 

Just for the heck of it, not because I think it will change anything. 

[keith.lamothe]

Electronic Whack-A-Mole.

[Lancefighter]

wait what have I done I must throw the wormhole sink at figuring it out!

[topper]

Just for the heck of it, not because I think it will change anything. 

Don't let the power go to your head. That is how super-villains are created. 

[x4000]

wait what have I done I must throw the wormhole sink at figuring it out!

What?  I can't understand you?  Why don't you tell me about specific thing on your foot brand or things on your feet, too?

[x4000]

Just for the heck of it, not because I think it will change anything. 

Don't let the power go to your head. That is how super-villains are created. 

Honestly it is just fun to turn something frustrating into a game rather than a chore.  If I can at least get some amusement out of the daily spam bannings, that is really all I ask.