Okay.... I shouldnt have to ask this HERE, but as this gets more and more absurd, I have to:
Does anyone here know the ACTUAL way to contact Blizzard's accursed support team?
See, the "contact support" option on the Battle.net site (going from the "my account" page) does not, in fact, lead to a page about contacting support. What it leads to is where you pick what issue you're having, and it "searches articles" (hint: it doesnt find anything helpful). ....that's it. No, seriously, that's IT.
The only other thing: Post your problem in their technical support section of the forum. I did this, but I already know it's futile. Many of the topics in there have zero replies, and looking through multiple PAGES of them, I saw *one* that had a "solved!" mark next to it. Even the ones that do have replies, they're usually replies from random other forum members. Most of which seem to be along the lines of "Oh, I'm having this problem too!"
As best I can tell, there's no other way to deal with them directly.
I didn't think this could get any stupider. I WAS WRONG. Someone on that team needs to be banished to Jupiter. I'm not sure who, but someone.
Me thinks I'll jump back into Smite for a time while that stupidity does.... whatever the heck it does. I'd gotten a bit burned out on it from doing alot of Arena over at a friend's house. And I hear that apparently something is bad about the support role for conquest right now? I think someone mentioned that earlier in the topic but the browser is being a twit. I do know that the last time I did that it involved nearly instant doom. Like getting run over by a lawnmower.