Greetings, fellow Exo drivers! Do you ever go to the store and think, "man, I wish I could afford these shiny items. But it's so hard to earn money in a city during a robot takeover!" However, if you are determined, lucky, and a little bit crazy, you may be able to find a career as a DumBot Farmer!
This simple job can be performed from the safety and comfort of your Exo suite without endangering (much) your HQ or loved ones. Simply find a good chokepoint, a SkyBot behind the choke, and an AmmoBot (for sustained farming capability). You will need Virus items, which you can find yourself or which are present in our patented DumBot Farming Kit (TM). If possible, set up the chokepoint with the Virus AmmoBot trapped next to you. Sentries, which are also part of the DumBot Farming Kit (TM), work great for this purpose. The AmmoBot will top them off too! Then simply let the DumBots enter the Credit Shredder Area. For those not familiar with DumBot farming, that is where those pointless robots become valuable credits in your pocket! If you don't believe me, just check out this save from Winge!
Hi, I'm Winge. I picked Emma, hoping to use the store to min/max my Exos better. However, those shiny orange items are so incredibly expensive! With the DumBot Farming Kit (TM), I can kick back and hit space to earn a cozy 9 credits per turn, with no risk to my Exo or HQ. I'm earning money in the middle of a war watching DumBots explode all day long!
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OK, in all seriousness, this might be something that needs to be changed. But for now, I think I'll farm a bit longer