I was going to call this the "Ultimate Challenge", but I think realised that's an understatement.
Ok, so, basically do this solo or with a team, doesn't matter, you're going to lose horribly and painfully have loads of fun.
So, what is this challenge? Simple, see how long you can survive with the following settings, then post your time and stories here.
Map: Anything, doesn't matter, you're going to lose have fun anyway.
Ship Tab:
Available ships: Complex
All boxes checked.
Game Options Tab:
Combat Style: Your choice.
AI Modifier: 2x enemy waves.
Visibility: Extra Fog of War
Auto AI Progress: 250 every 5 minutes.
Make the AIs both Difficulty 10 Scorched Earths, with 300% handicaps.
Now, go lose have fun!