I'll have to give it a go. Speaking of Steam stats, I can't possible be remembering this right... hang on, let me go double check...
Wow, yep, I was. 4.7% have supposedly attained their "first victory on any level." That is low. I could see that for, say, 7/7... hell, I could even see it as a legit stat assuming it's taken from the number of people who own the game (or better yet, includes those with the demo) -- BUT right above it is the "reclaim 1000+ enemy ships in a single game" achievement with 5.4%. I mean, really? Was it much easier to reclaim ships until recently or something?