Remember Citizen, the AI is your friend and only exists to make you happy. Happiness is mandatory, and failure to be happy will result in immediate termination.
I don't think you're helping
@Faulty: Sorry, I've been
trying to make topic-oriented comments, but it's not working. The derailing is nothing personal, we just can't help it.
I'd go on about various things to make players miserable but I've already got so much on my plate right now (including a good bit of player misery, see 6.006 changes to astro trains) that I'm not sure I want to personally encourage more