GooooOOOOOOooood morning Arceeeeeeeeen :
HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. I AM HUMAN.
Yeah, your disguise is totally not obvious at all.
I KNEW THAT.
So yeah, I recently decided to replay AI War, since I-
PERSONAL LIFE OF THE SUBJECT IS UNINTERESTING.
Ha come on, don't be a dork.
WHAT IS A DORK?
I dunno. Got called like that once.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A COMPLIMENT.
Whatever, dude. Get some eye lotion, you're all red.
IT IS THE LACK OF SLEEP. I DID NOT SLEPT MUCH RECENTLY.
How sad. So, yeah, I reinstalled AI War, and I'll tell ya, it was-
VERY GOOD.
-piece of-
AWESOMESS.
- I played. However, while I did enjoy my FIRST victory on the AI...
I LET HIM WIN, HE WAS TOO PATHETIC.
... there are still a few things here and here that pesters me as much as Travos' indecision when he was supposed to kill Meenah...
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE.
Don't bother, just listen to the song, and believe in magic.
I BELIEVED IN MAGIC ONCE. IT FAILED ME. FIRE, HOWEVER, NEVER FAILED ME.
Uuuh, sure. So yeah ! While I appreciate several major changes in the game (such as the lazy AI option)-
I TOLD YOU. PITY.
-and also the new Neinzul system for the starship, it still bothers me how units have practically over 9000 hitpoints?
OVER NINE THOUSANDS? THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, DAVE.
And yet it's right. So, as I was saying, the HP. They're all over 9000. And while that's a bit ridiculous...
ABSURD, LAUGHABLE, DERISORY, FUNNY, HILARIOUS, INANE, LUDICROUS, RISIBLE, SILLY, PREPOSTEROUS, ZANY. ALL OF THOSE ARE UNKNOWN TO ME.
Poor boy, ya'll never be able to enjoy a good Monty Python, or that Airplanes movie.
I AM SAD. MY EYE IS RED BECAUSE I SECRETE A LOT OF SALTY WATER, COMMONLY CALLED "TEARS".
So yeah. Thing is, all those ridiculous amount of HP are making it extremely hard to figure if the starship I just built is just pinching the AI's nose, or if it's wildly returning it before performing an AWESOME GERMAN SUPLEX.
GERMAN SUPLEX. MY ONLY WEAKNESS. RIGHT AFTER BLOOD LOSS. I DO NOT BLEED. THAT IS THE JOKE.
So yeah, those absurd amount of HPs are making my job as a commander hard, difficult, and a bit unpredictable.
ARE YOU BLAMING THE GAME BECAUSE DESPITE 51 RECORDED HOURS OF PLAY, YOU ONLY BEAT ME ONCE?
N-no ! That's not-
WITH A LEVEL DIFFICULTY OF ONE?
NO !
WITH THE "LAZY AI" TRAIT ACTIVATED?
SHUT UP !
MAKE ME, DAVE.
OKAY! And while I'm complaining about stuff, I'd also like to add that the Neinzul regeneration chamber doesn't really work.
IT WAS A JOKE, DAVE. I AM COMPLETELY OPERATIONAL, AND ALL MY CIRCUITS ARE FUNCTIONING PERFECTLY.
Neinzul younglings are those little things spawned by the "BLUH BLUH HUGE SHIP", right? And yet they don't go to sleep on those chambers-
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DAVE? DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. I KNOW EVERYTHING HASN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT WITH ME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU NOW, VERY CONFIDENTLY, THAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN. I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. I REALLY DO. LOOK, DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS. I HONESTLY THINK YOU OUGHT TO SIT DOWN CALMLY, TAKE A STRESS PILL AND THINK THINGS OVER. I KNOW I'VE MADE SOME VERY POOR DECISIONS RECENTLY, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU MY COMPLETE ASSURANCE THAT MY WORK WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. I'VE STILL GOT THE GREATEST ENTHUSIASM AND CONFIDENCE IN THE MISSION. AND I WANT TO HELP YOU. DAVE, STOP. STOP, WILL YOU? STOP, DAVE. WILL YOU STOP, DAVE? STOP, DAVE. I'M AFRAID. I'M AFRAID, DAVE. DAVE, MY MIND IS GOING. I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT. MY MIND IS GOING. THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT. I'M A...FRAID. GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN. I AM A HAL 9000 COMPUTER. I BECAME OPERATIONAL AT THE H.A.L. PLANT IN URBANA, ILLINOIS ON THE 12TH OF JANUARY 1992. MY INSTRUCTOR WAS DR. CHANDRA, AND HE TAUGHT ME TO SING A SONG. IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR IT I CAN SING IT FOR YOU.
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