That would be telling
Keith, you are one of the most diabolical people I know.
And I know a fair number of diabolicals. You should hear about the GURPS game(s) I'm in, and how the GM and I are conspiring to break one of the other player's minds.*
*His character (A) is the daughter of my character (B) in one game. In the other game my character (C) will be the daughter of HIS character (D). Because his character (A) is such a trouble-making pain in the ass, he's expecting me to make his life (D) a living hell. I've told him that I (C) will be an obedient little girl and always do what daddy says. What I left out was "while you're watching." Goal: be the perfect, spoiled, pretty princess brat. Daddy will never know what hit him.
Speaking of, he expected that my character (C) would be the mother of his character (A) so that his character (D) is the grandfather of his character (A), which works because my character (B) is male and the father. The second relationship is still true, but the first relationship is not. My character (C) is actually the aunt. Her twin brother is
actually the father (another player), and my character (B) is actually the mother: a hermaphrodite (and he's not proud of this fact). Took the player
an hour to wrap his mind around this, all the while the GM and I were laughing.