We really should make the tagline: "Make sure you know where your towel is."
In the year 30,000, a war is fought between two synthetic minds and the violent biological creatures who created them.
At the edge of the galaxy, an ancient shadow awaits discovery.
An ancient shadow that threatens to absorb and wipe away all traces of the humans and their deadly creations.
An ancient shadow made of the softest terrycloth, and a three
skrillion thread count.