Not quite a roflstomping, but...

[Sunshine!]

Playing a game, cracked open the first distribution node I came across and oh look, trojan!  Okay, whatever, not so bad because there are two more distribution nodes I have access to.  Crack those open, make $$$.  Awesome.  I run out of money (golems are expensive), and decide to go for the other three distribution nodes nearby.  Trojan, trojan, trojan.  Seriously?  2/3rds of my distribution nodes went trojan on me.  Now I'm so poor

[Wingsofdomain]

Playing a game, cracked open the first distribution node I came across and oh look, trojan!  Okay, whatever, not so bad because there are two more distribution nodes I have access to.  Crack those open, make $$$.  Awesome.  I run out of money (golems are expensive), and decide to go for the other three distribution nodes nearby.  Trojan, trojan, trojan.  Seriously?  2/3rds of my distribution nodes went trojan on me.  Now I'm so poor

Poor boy... If you get a real job you maybe can earn some money

[Spikey00]

You got destroyed.