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Cody's Charge(Alt title : Why a six-player Charge is a Bad idea)
« on: December 03, 2011, 02:24:53 AM »
"In a Moment's Notice,a Transport Screen is going to draw some fire away, Nobody moves, until i give the command, to Charge" - Cody

Cody has Assembled probably the Biggest Resistance force in the entire bloody history of mankind, while he commands the Fighters and planes, Five others command other Branches

Their names?

Frenchman Commands the Bomber/Missile/Explosives fleet
WAARRGGH Has the Frigates/Snipers under his control
Borale is the Commander of the Starship Fleet
Carit has Boosters for support
Yuri has......Uhhh, a Pick and mix Fleet of random ships, Don't ask me why She didn't pick a Specialist Fleet
AI Turtle Doom 10 Commands the First AI Fleet
AI Assassin Doom 10 has the Second AI fleet

And so it was, Gathered on a Planet Larke

As the Fleet Waited, a Large Screen of Transports Scatted went into range of the AI

"DON'T MOVE!, LET THE DEFENSES SHOOT FIRST, STAY WITH ME UNTIL I SAY CHARGE" - Cody

"Man, i Hate this Part" - Frenchman over Steam Voicechat

"GOOD! NOW GO! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEE" - Me AGAIN, This time, Over Steam Voicechat(Apparently The CHARGE is too boring in text form)

And there it was, the entire Human fleet stormed through the wormhole, But what they didn't expect was that the AI Doesn't respond well to a giant amount of Ships appearing out of nowhere with the intent of Handing them their own heads(The AI's Heads, i mean), They Responded with a even Bigger and more powerful force, which Overwhelmed the Fleet, But before they could Retreat, Somebody realized that they have Inhibitors

Here was what the Steam Voice Chat was blurting :

Carit : DARNIT! I NEED STARSHIP FIRE SUPPORT RIGHT NOW!
Borale : MY FLEET IS CONTAINED HERE [email protected]#$%^&*(
Cody : SHUT UP AND GO, YOU BLOODY [email protected]#%S, OR I'LL RIP YOUR [email protected]# APART
Yuri : Guys, Guys, Hold-
Frenchman : SHUT UP, WE ARE GETTING OUR [email protected]#$ WRECKED HERE, WHY DON'T YOU MOVE YOUR RESERVES IN?, RIGHT NOW?
Carit(Or Frenchman, it's a chaos of sound right now) : BACK OFF! BACK OFF! WE MAY STILL REORGANISE BACK TH-
Cody : THERE"S A INHIBITOR [email protected]##$%, STAY HERE!
Carit( His Loudness revealed himself) WELL, IF WE DO, IT WILL BE US THAT TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT, AND THEM, VICTORY, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND LIKE WHAT YOU SAID IN YOUR SPEECH!
Cody : SHUT UP AND FIGHT, FOOL, IF WE'LL LOSE, ATLEAST WE BRING THEM DOWN WITH US!
Borale : SOMEBODY GIVE CODY HIS MEDS
Cody : Sorry Son, I've already taken my Anti-Psycotic Pills Earlier this day
Borale : Then take it again!
Cody : Once Per day, the Bottle Says, or atleast, that's what most Anti-psycotic pill bottles say on their instructions labels
Frenchman : Hey, Atleast Cole isn't Schizophrenic, and i am pretty sure he can contain his Violent Nature even without those Pills anyway
Cody : NOW GO! GO GO GO!, KEEP FIGHTING!
Borale : MOVING TO THE BACK, HOPEFULLY THAT SHOULD EXTEND MY STARSHIP'S SURVIVAL TIMES
Cody : WHAT YER CUDDLING YOUR "PRECIOUS" STARSHIPS FOR?, THEY ARE GOING TO BE DESTROYED BY THE END ANYWAY
Carit : FALL BACK! FALL BACK!, GET OUT OF RANGE FRENCHMAN!
Cody : WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU [email protected]#$ING [email protected]#$$%[email protected] OF A [email protected]#$ING [email protected]#$% BORN IN A FAMILY OF [email protected]#$%^&? GET HIM BACK HERE
Carit : His fleet's going to be destroyed!
Cody : ALL OF US ARE GOING TO BE DESTROYED ANYWAY, LETS JUST SPEED UP THIS PROCESS AND GAIN ADDITIONAL POINTS
Yuri : No more Ships left, Anyone of you kind guys lend me some?
Carit/Cody/Frenchman/Borale : NO!
Yuri : What about you? Waaarrgghh? you havn't been talk-
WAARRGGHH : NO!, My FLEET IS ALREADY BATTERED ENOUGH
Borale : [email protected]#$! DOWN! DOWN!
Carit : ONLY 50 LEFT!, I AM MOVING BACK!
Carit : WAARRGGHH's DOWN! HE'S DOWN!
Cody : THANK YOU MISTER OBVIOUS, I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT
Carit : MY LAST SHIP'S DOWN, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT, GOOD LUCK, --------- CODY(First name replaced with --- to conceal my identity)
Cody : THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME, YOU NOTICE I'VE ALREADY SAW IT, RIGHT?, CHARGE!
Borale : You know, Cody has a Habit of making [email protected]#$ sound easy, both back when we were building, and just a moment ago

It really went downhill afterwards, but then again, you charge, you take that risk

Swear words have been sen censored for your(And the Moderators)'s Convenience
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