Nonsense! Without POWERSLIDE, how are you supposed to show how awesome you are?
With POWERSLIDE you can uppercut a robot on the chin without even having to stop to duck first.
With POWERSLIDE you can dodge low-hanging rocks without worrying about breaking your stride.
With POWERSLIDE you can punch the ground.
With POWERSLIDE you look like you just finished a rockin' guitar solo on stage.
With POWERSLIDE the only thing you need to start a fire is some flint kneepads and determination.
Don't crouch. POWERSLIDE.