Since we knew each other in High School and like he started to take over the world, when I was like still finishing Community College, and then of course couldn't get a job in Agricultural Compost Labs and had to fall back on this ad in the paper for "wanted... local person to act as hero after deceptively deceiving Minion Overlord... salary and benefits are very low... as in none, but travel and meeting people is definitely a big part of this job! Apply now...
So, I just call him Stan, he really, really hates it when someone calls him Stanley, so I usually avoid that, until you know, like at the end, I've got the oblivion crystals like diffused and I'm really, really ready to like Kick some... you know.
-Teal