Author Topic: Let's play A Valley Without Wind !  (Read 3440 times)

Offline Hartmann

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Let's play A Valley Without Wind !
« on: August 19, 2012, 11:53:58 pm »

Let's play A Valley Without Wind !

All right gentlemen. As you may know, the world is doomed. Time doesn't mean anything now, and a huge humanoid thingy is oppressing people as we speak. But we have the solution!

He's the solution.
Solution to overpopulation and painless deaths? Gladly.

Anyway, let's get started.


Hey, that's not my name. My name is Gendou.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of you being a pain in the neck.
I'll get you back for this.
Guess who you're going to lead?
Oh no.
Don't tell me you hate that suit. I worked hard on it.
Ah shit. I hate you.

I'll pretend I can't see him, I'll pretend I can't see him.
I can hear you.

It's all dark here. What do I do?
How about moving?
Okay, I'll just walk around and I see if I can-

It's the sun, idiot. It keeps you alive.

He looks pissed off.
Well, he's seeing a guy dressed in a latex suit, what do you expect it to do? Dance with a wabbajack?
I hate you.
Either you fight, either you leave. Choice is yours.

What's that, Father?
It's a gravestone, you good-for-nothing idiot. You usually put them over dead thing, like your honour, your pride, or your girlfriend.

Acid lake? What is that?
Stuff to make you lose weight very quickly. Just try, it's warm.

It makes me happy to see you suffering.

That sun is scaring me, father.
Fine, wimp. Rest a while in that building, we'll continue at night.
You mean "you'll continue since I'm just following you".
Exactly. But since you're here, look around for stuff to steal.
Well, there's another gravestone here.

Oh yeah, I remember that one. His agony was excruciatingly funny.

What's that?

A gate leading to the Dirac Sea. Don't go there.
I think I'll go outside, I prefer the sun after. Hey, wait...

Looks like you're going to have a new friend.
I'm afraid. I don't want to die.
Says the boy who befriended his worst enemy.
Oh god, here it is!
Don't drop the soap this time. After what happened with Tabris, it would be shameful.


Hu? What happened?
You don't remember?
Remember what?

You don't remember how you fought bravely against those ice leapers?

Or how you bravely fought through Hell to find the best weapon around?

Or how you dived into the Dirac Sea?

Or how you broke a mecha's legs?
You are really the biggest disappointement in my entire life.

To the North, there's snow. To the East, snow, to the West, snow, and to the South, what do you know, snow too. So where to go? What to do first?
« Last Edit: August 19, 2012, 11:59:09 pm by Hartmann »
This is the part where I quote someone in an attempt to look clever? Nah, too mainstream. I used signatures before it was cool.

Offline Oralordos

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Re: Let's play A Valley Without Wind !
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 01:15:55 am »
You know, for some reason your posting style is really funny.

Offline Giegue

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Re: Let's play A Valley Without Wind !
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 12:42:22 pm »
I'm not exactly sure what this is but was really funny!


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