Friction About Survivors

[Hartmann]

FRIEND!
(Oh no, him again!)
Would you mind giving me a hand?
(I'd rather chew your head, Hartmann.)
Go fight the evil overlord.
(You're that guy running around and asking us to do dangerous things while you're writing fanfictions and reading mangas, and you want me to help you? NO WAY!!)
Take that silver ring.
(OH GOD SUDDENLY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER AND I DON'T MIND DYING FOR YOU!)
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In a heavy blow to our settlement "Nightmare Boatmurdered", the elementalist "CROCODILE DUNDEE" died a painful and stupid dead. Luckily, we found enough of him to fill a matchbox and write his name on it.
LOL.
That's a bit stupid, isn't it?
What?
You just give 'em a ring, and POUF they love you?
Same thing happens IRL, you know?
Stupid. You can't build a route just on an item. Unless you're in a New Game+ mode.
That's not Recettear or Muv Luv... Just A Valley Without Wind.
And yet there are relationships. How stupid! How plain!
Hey, if you want to romance Spikes, go ahead.
Badmouthing me again? You're the worst.
You have no idea how much I hate you, Spikes. If the word "Hate" was written on each nanoangstroms of-
Imitating AM is forbidden.
Don't cut my speech, moonhoney! You have no idea how it feels like to have a big ham!
Was that a pun?
What was the topic anyway?
Shallowness of human relations in AVWW.
What do you expect? It's not a gal game.
Cave Story isn't a gal game either, and yet you can still have your way with a few girls. Even through you're a robot.
Does that means there's still hope for me?
LOL!!1!
Pfffhahahahahahaha!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Forever alone...

[Aklyon]

I'm starting to like how these posts end up. You get a topic and a ridiculous setting at the same time!

[keith.lamothe]

I'm starting to like how these posts end up. You get a topic and a ridiculous setting at the same time!

Yea, I think I even got the point of this one!

[doubtful]

...wat.

I get it, but still.

.....wat.

[Aklyon]

...wat.

I get it, but still.

.....wat.

The NPCs are like DF dwaves right now: Easily distracted from sads with enough fancy things.
Also: Spike is all alone in his love-lacking state of orangle glowy sharpness.

[Hartmann]

Draconian "Crocodile Dundee II" has been ecstatic recently. It slept in a poor shelter recently. It saw all its friend being torn into pieces by robots, zombies, ninjas and pirates. It hasn't been satisfied at work. It ate poorly recently. It has witnessed death. It has been annoyed by flies recently. But it received a silver ring from a weird pink-skinned creature.


Crocodile Dundee II, draconian leader cancels Being Ecstatic: Dangerous creature around.
The Overlord kicks Crocodile Dundee II in the head with its right foot, bruising the muscle and shattering the left floating rib!
Crocodile Dundee II gives in to pain.
Crocodile Dundee II falls over.
The Overlord kicks Crocodile Dundee II's head with its left foot, shattering the brain and causing a massive blood loss.
Crocodile Dundee II died.

[Aklyon]

Draconian "Crocodile Dundee II" has been ecstatic recently. It slept in a poor shelter recently. It saw all its friend being torn into pieces by robots, zombies, ninjas and pirates. It hasn't been satisfied at work. It ate poorly recently. It has witnessed death. It has been annoyed by flies recently. But it received a silver ring from a weird pink-skinned creature.


Crocodile Dundee II, draconian leader cancels Being Ecstatic: Dangerous creature around.
The Overlord kicks Crocodile Dundee II in the head with its right foot, bruising the muscle and shattering the left floating rib!
Crocodile Dundee II gives in to pain.
Crocodile Dundee II falls over.
The Overlord kicks Crocodile Dundee II's head with its left foot, shattering the brain and causing a massive blood loss.
Crocodile Dundee II died. has been struck down.

Fixed the end bit.